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24-NOV-2023 | Red Star’s “£3 thingummy” Ad


Red Star’s “£3 thingummy” Ad
Unfortunately, I relate deeply to the scenario in this ad.
Lived through it. It’s a special type of hell.
Twist the knife.

The day my million pound business almost went under for the want of a £3 thingummy.
That was all I needed.
Everything that I possessed was mortgaged on that ruddy data processing machine.
First really big order.
Urgent job.
All set to start.
Switch on.
Nothing.
Kick.
Still nothing.
Panic.
Get the engineer.
Strip the lot down.
One microchip failed.
Nearest spare 300 miles away.
Delivery van doesn’t deliver until tomorrow.
Charming.
Phone client.
Apologies, apologies, had a bit of a delay.
Job might be a little late.
Client exploded.
Last job you get from me, etc.
Sudden thought.
Red Star.
There are moments in your life when your entire organization can depend on getting a simple parcel from A to B urgently.
At those crisis moments, Red Star is ready and waiting with this firm promise.
We’ll send your urgent package from any of almost 1,000 Red Star Stations.
Almost as quickly as if you had taken it on the train yourself.
You know exactly which train it will catch and when it will arrive.
Bear it in mind.
One day your business may depend on it.



