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29-SEP-2024 | Excerpt from Woot’s About Page
Dan Bogachek
September 29, 2024
Excerpt from Woot’s About Page
Who the heck is Woot?
Woot’s the original daily deals site, founded in 2004 and snatched up by Amazon in 2010. Originally, Woot offered just one product per day until we sold out. Today we offer special daily deals and other limited-time offers across seven categories.
Why the heck would I shop on Woot!?
Ridiculously Good Deals
Crazy low prices on stuff you need and stuff you don’t even know you needed
Shenanigans
Daily polls, jokes, and monkey chats from our monkey mascots, Mortimer and Monte
Shipping Benefits
Amazon Prime members get free standard shipping on Woot, and free express shipping on Shirt.Woot 🏁
No BS. Their whole page is really to the point.
They’ve even got their own version of a mystery box. Except they call it Bags of Crap (BOC).
No, seriously.
You glance at your watch.
It’s 6:28. You’ve been at it since 3.
Crap. Your hot date is at 7. Running late. Sink shower it is.
Nowhere close to done editing…
“…at least all the ideas are laid out, so there’s that. Did I miss anything? I don’t think so? Ok, but how do I make it flow? I need to get the final draft to Stacey for design asap, team cutoff is at noon Thursday…”
You’ve spent dinner completely distracted. Your date just took off. You go home exhausted, plod to your desk, and crack open the laptop.
Or… it could go like this:
5:41 — you’re out of the shower and lip-syncing.
6:17 — dressed to the nines and zenned out.
7:03 — the sunset glints off your aviators as you smile hello.
8:36 — it actually feels like you’re hitting it off. Not just hot, funny to boot.
Next morning, 10:27 — polished draft ready in your inbox.
10:31 — Stacey messages back, “thanks, looks good!”
The difference?
You had Copygloss handle it yesterday afternoon.
For help with editing, email Dan:
[email protected].
