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The perfect esoteric joke is understood by no one. Not even God or monkey boy. The most nearly perfect joke ever conceived was authored by a 13th century Turkish dog catcher which, loosely translated, reads: “How many water buffalos does it take to change your underwear? Sixteen.” Currently there are but three people alive who understand this joke. If our efforts to have these people killed are successful, this will become a perfect joke.

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