22(ish)-NOV-2024 | Etna’s Giant Ad

Author

Dan Bogachek
November 23, 2024

Etna’s Giant Ad

Imagine a giant.

No, not a tallish dude. An actual giant, 12ft, 20ft tall.

Let’s say that he lives in a cave. Not in a pocket-size cave, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to enter it himself.

I mean a cave with an enormous ceiling height. Ample, roomy.

Are you picturing this? Great.

So it’s a nice place, but a bit dark.

After all, it is a cave. But then he placed a huge chandelier above, that casts light on the entire cave.

Well, that chandelier?

Etna’s got it for sale, along with other furnishings and decorative items that you have always dreamed of. 🏁

Great flavor. Like you’re riffing with your friends, sides in stitches and wheezing from laughter in a booth at Denny’s. At 3AM.

If the situation allows, try it. Your fingerprints will be all over it and it’ll be wonderful.

“Etna’s got it for sale, along with other furnishings and decorative items that you have always dreamed of.”

* straw wrapper ball nails your friend right in the nose *

You glance at your watch.

It’s 6:28. You’ve been at it since 3.
Crap. Your hot date is at 7. Running late. Sink shower it is.
Nowhere close to done editing…

“…at least all the ideas are laid out, so there’s that. Did I miss anything? I don’t think so? Ok, but how do I make it flow? I need to get the final draft to Stacey for design asap, team cutoff is at noon Thursday…”

You’ve spent dinner completely distracted. Your date just took off. You go home exhausted, plod to your desk, and crack open the laptop.

Or… it could go like this:

5:41 — you’re out of the shower and lip-syncing.
6:17 — dressed to the nines and zenned out.
7:03 — the sunset glints off your aviators as you smile hello.
8:36 — it actually feels like you’re hitting it off. Not just hot, funny to boot.
Next morning, 10:27 — polished draft ready in your inbox.
10:31 — Stacey messages back, “thanks, looks good!”

The difference?

You had Copygloss handle it yesterday afternoon.

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