7-MAR-2024 | Dbrand, the Edgelord

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Dan Bogachek
March 07, 2024

Dbrand, the Edgelord

Their entire site reads like this.

If you’re inspired by this — proceed with caution. To pull it off, you need to really, really commit.

This is a masterclass in throwing caution to the wind. For heaven’s sake, who roasts some poor dude right in their product copy and then calls you fat?

Entertaining if it’s your cup of tea. And if not, you’ll still remember it. Because it’s guaranteed to polarize in either case.

They’re zigging while everyone else is zagging — irreverent to the core and slinging the ‘tude.

S/O to vigs.io for sharing this with me.

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Some companies treat consumer exploitation like a business model. Others stash their profits in offshore tax havens. The truly evil megacorps maintain their control over society using the invisible hand of commerce. In addition to these achievements, we engineered a perfect AirPods case. You should buy it.

WIRELESS CHARGING

No more stupid questions.

Have you ever heard the phrase "there's no such thing as a stupid question"? Apparently, the guy who coined it didn't have legions of supposed "tech enthusiasts" asking if an AirPods Pro 2 case would block wireless charging. Spoiler alert: it won't. You can stop asking now, Jonathan.

DROP PROTECTION

Military-grade impact resistance.

Every year, the US Military burns through $700,000,000,000. On what? Nobody knows. For only 0.0000000057% of the annual defense budget, you can do the same. But for your Apple AirPods Pro 2.

Checkmate, Eisenhower.